OMAKE!

Raven ran into her apartment, coughing on the cloud of smoke and dust before willing it away with a push of her powers. Standing before her, covered in dust, Karin held up her grenade launcher.

"Umm... oops?"

Raven glared at her.

"Uhh... I kinda made you a new window, Raven."

Karin went flying out the 'new window' of Raven's apartment and down towards the street. She immediately began flapping her arms. "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."

Fourty stories below her, Falcon stared up at the quickly descending Karin and shook her head. "Baka baka..." With a flick of a switch, a grenade shot out of the barrel at the rear of her bike and exploded into a large pile of poxy that broke Karin's fall seconds later.

"Thank you," came the assassin's muffled voice.

*****

One fine summer's day, Lilith and Raven are wandering along the Sydney waterfornt, when suddenly...

Out of nowhere appears Ray and Matthew (the Replicant Formerly Known as 11B). Ray of course being completely overshadowed by the tall, buff Matthew, posing and struttuing in his stretch jeans and muscle shirt.

Raven: [Hearts for eyes] Oooohhh....

Just as suddenly, Shion appears out of (literally) thin air, grabbing Matthew by one arm.

Shion: HE'S MINE MINE MINE! YOU HEAR ME, MINE!!!

Raven ain't standing for this. She grabs the other arm.

Raven: NO WAY! I SAW HIM FIRST!

TRFKA11B (Matt): Help me.

Of course, by now the two drag him off kicking and screaming into the background.

Ray: Who... What was that?

Lilith: [Licks ice-cream] Idiots.


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